For once, we might believe the people who say they don't use Twitter or Facebook, but if someone says they don't know about Tinder, remember that face because that's what a liar looks like. They are the ones who might look righteous and all, but will always end up being swiped to the extreme left. Thanks to all the loners across the world, these dating apps are making shit loads of money by crushing our souls and hopes of dating, every f**king day. In fact, Tinder's popularity has skyrocketed to such an extent that even animals have started seeking help from it. Seems they too realized that the virtual world gives us the chance to massage our burned and rejected egos, in the name of fake accounts.

While going through Tinder, don't be surprised if you come across Sudan, a 43 year-old, 6ft tall male from Kenya who apparently loves to travel and chill outdoors and is a priceless possession to the world. Ladies, does he look like your dream guy? Well, if you can handle the charm of this Northern White Rhino, then you might be the one he is looking for. Sudan is the world's last male rhino and is now desperately looking for a mating partner just so he can save his species. In fact, his profile reportedly reads “I don't mean to be too forward, but the fate of my species literally depends on me.” Now, that's one f**king pick-up line that I would love to steal and try on as many women as possible. Blame it on his Kenyan testosterone levels or whatever, but this rhino is giving some really tough competition to humans.

This ‘desperate-to-find-a-mate' idea is the brainchild of some Conservationists who hope that Sudan's sex appeal will help them raise enough money for $9-million fertility treatment. This move comes after they failed to get him to mate naturally. Scientists, too, have put on their working hats and are hoping to use Sudan's sperm to fertilise an egg from either 17-year-old Satu or 27-year-old Najin, one of the two last northern white female rhinos left.

While they have tried every measure to help Sudan and the females have fun, things never led to fruition. “There's always that fear. He's old, he might die soon,” Richard Vigne, a rhino expert and CEO of Ol Pejeta Conservancy said. “As long as the demand for rhino horn in the Far East persists, there will always be an ever-present threat.” On a lighter note, Sudan's popularity is no joke. Within hours after he went online, the conservancy's site crashed because the number of hits were insane. In days where Rhinos get more attention on Tinder than humans who have been there since time immemorial, let's just paint our bodies in animal prints and start uploading them. Who knows, some PETA lover might right swipe us.